Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cat Owner's Prayer

Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!

Author Unknown

4 comments:

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

We are sure you are worthy or your kitties!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We like that prayer.

Anonymous said...

We always tell Photoguy not to worry. We accept his limitations, he is only human.

Terra said...

What a fun poem, and my dh and I aim to be worthy!