Tiger: Hey, looks like Dad is relaxing. I think I'll join him.
Dad: Uh Tiger, what's up with the tail?
Dad: Tiger!!! I don't want to see your butt!
Tiger: Dad, maybe if YOU tried a little harder, we could both get comfortable.
Dad: Oh sure Tiger. Let me see what I can do. Your comfort is my desire.
Tiger: Thanks dad, I knew you would understand. This is still not exactly right. Maybe I need to turn around.
Tiger: Oh yeah, this is getting better. Let me just knead you a bit so we can get this right.
Tiger: Ah, perfect. Just the way I like.
(P.S. Dad always plays hard to get but I knew he'd let me get my way in the end.)