Something Disturbing Is Going On

Friends, Motor here.

There seems to be a new ongoing problem here at The Very Best Cats.   I thought my other blogging friends might understand.

Mom keeps calling me Tiger.  Shocking, I know.  But true.  It is as if I have lost my own identity.  I have heard her tell Dad that now that I am 2 years old, I have grown into my adult kitty body.  And now she can't tell the difference between the 2 of us.  And Dad is agreeing! I know my cat friends can tell who is Tiger and which gorgeous ginger cat is me.

Well, I'd like to point out a few differences between me and Tiger.  Mom must need a reminder.   Mom, when you walk behind Tiger and me, you can see that Tiger needs to lose a few pounds.  Yes Mom, he does have a wider girth.  Have you thought about putting him on a D-I-E-T?

And what about his tail?  He always walks with a straight tail.  I like to walk holding my tail up high, showing off my butt for all to see.  I especially know that my Mom likes that.  She loves every part of me!  My tail is always curled too.  I like to sway it back and forth.

And my adorable face.  Has she forgotten how cute I am?  I am the one with the sweet, kitten like face and little kitten meow.  She can't forget that, can she?

Well this is a very disturbing situation for me.  And I don't know what to do.  How do I get Mom to see the real me?